The Amazing Waldo

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.

A sign read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Waldo."

The salesman had some time on his hands before his next appointment, so he bought a ticket and sat down to see what it was The Amazing Waldo did. There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was Waldo.

Suddenly the performer dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and Waldo was carried off on their shoulders.

Fifteen years passed and the salesman found himself in the same little town. He found that the same circus was there and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Waldo." He couldn't believe the guy was still alive, much less still doing his act. He had to buy a ticket and check it out.

Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. Waldo, fifteen years older, entered the ring and stood before them. Then, as he had done years ago, suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd went wild!

Amazed, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the now grizzled Waldo. "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said Waldo, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."