Married 40 years, Mike took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 year old. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 59 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife, a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 19 year old. “Then,” she said, “I will make certain that you will once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.”
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