October 26, 2007

A suppository in my ear?

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, my eyesight may not be very good, but I do believe that you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out, stared at it and thought about it for a few seconds.

Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

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