I think the life cycle is all backwards …
You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way. You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day. You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start to work, you get a gold watch your very first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, are "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for high school. After High School you go to primary school, become a kid again, play or nap all day and have no responsibilities.
You become a baby with no cares whatsoever. Then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters every day, and then... you finish off as an orgasm!
It would have to be better that way, because this getting old just sucks!
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