Additional Church Bulletin Bloopers

• Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time
• Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
• The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
• The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
• The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
• The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
• "The May meeting of the church finance committee will be hell as usual."
• "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals."
• Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."