A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the abdomen.
Luckily, the babies were okay, but the surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
The woman gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later, the second daughter walked into the room in tears and said, "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother explained to her second daughter what happened 16 years before.
A week later, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mother. "I know what happened...you were urinating and a bullet came out."
"No" says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog."
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