October 21, 2007

The Clinton scandal by Dr. Suess

Starr I are -

I'm here to ask as you'll soon see

Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?

Did you grope her in your house?

Beneath her blouse?

I did not do that here or there

I did not do that anywhere

I did not do that near or far

I did not do that Starr-you-are!

Did you smile? Did you flirt?

Did you peek beneath her skirt?

And did you tell the girl to lie when called upon to testify?

I do not like you Starr-you-are

I think that you have gone to far!

I will not answer any more

Perhaps I will go start a war!

The public's easy to distract

When bombs are falling on Iraq!

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