Cowboy Jokes

1. What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
A huddle.

2. There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
The police.

3. Why can't Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin's fractured wrist, it'll be 6 - 8 weeks before he can video tape a teammate having sex.

5. Just out.........The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".

6. It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".

7. The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honor System".....
"Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".

8. The Cowboys are hoping to go 16 and 0 this year.....16 arrests and no convictions.

9. In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator.......

Johnny Cochran.

10. How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?

Studying the Miranda Rights