Day Care Pictures

The day care teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?" "A horsy." one child answered. "And this?" the teacher asks. "A piggy." replied another youngster. "And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack. There was no answer, only total silence. "Come now children" she coaxed, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?" "I know! I know!!" said one little girl. "It's a horny bastard."