October 24, 2007

Don't drink the water

A Welsh farmer walking through his field and notices a man drinking
out of a pond. The farmer shouted, "Paid a yfed a dwr, maer
gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for!"

For those of you that do not speak Welsh, that translates to: "Don't
drink the water, the cows have shit in it!"

The man drinking from the pond shouts back, "I'm a Muslim and don't
understand your language. Please speak in English."

The Welsh farmer nods his understanding and says, "Use two hands,
it holds more!"

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