October 24, 2007

Forgot his anniversary

It was September and Ed forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife,
Gina was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his Gina
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Gina put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in
the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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