Going Blind

The father walked into the bathroom without knocking, thinking that the bathroom was empty. Instead he found his son in the bathroom with a dirty magazine, and masturbating. He quickly exited the room without his son noticing that he had entered. He went to his room and thought about the situation. He didn't want to fly off the handle with his son, after all, he had neglected his duties and not had " The Talk" with his son and the boy was getting on in age at an alarming rate. So later that evening he called the boy into his study and began to broach the subject of masturbation. " Son", he began,"You are getting to be older now and you will find that there are certain urges that will come upon you. These urges are very normal and everyone experiences them. However, you must not give in to these urges. If you do, you will begin to lose your eyesight until finally you will go blind !"

"Dad!", the boy responded," I'm over here!! "