Hiemlich Maneuver

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress. One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!" The other agreed and asked, "Think we should go help?" "You bet," said the first. And with that he ran over to the lady and said, "Can you breathe??" She shook her head no. He said, "Can you speak??" She again shook her head no. He acted quickly and pulled up her skirt, pulled her panties down, and began to lick her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. Back to his friend he said, "Funny how that hind lick maneuver always works."