If women ruled the world...

• Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
• PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
• Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
• Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
• Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
• Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard, for none of the credit.
• Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."
• Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
• Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
• Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
• Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments
• Men would sit around and wonder what women are thinking.
• All toilet seats would be nailed down.
• TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.
• All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
• During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19-year old boys.
• For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
• Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
• Battles would be planned by women - executed by women - therefore eliminating the necessity of going back and doing it all over again.