Magic Penis

King Arthur was to set off on yet another journey of quest and conquest but he had the problem of what to do with his randy wife, Mrs..Arthur. (Ok, not original but it will do.). He summoned Merlin and explained the problem. Merlin said he had just the thing. (Fnar Fnar!) "I have just the thing" said Merlin. Merlin produced from a box of tricks a large latex vibrator and said to King Arthur that this magic dick would be just the thing. Mrs.. Arthur could command it quite simply and it would never fail to satisfy. All she had to do was utter the command 'magic penis my cunt', and it would satisfy her every need until she gave the command 'magic penis stop'. Arthur demonstrated this to his wife that afternoon and it was fine. Arthur left on his crusade the very next morning secure in the knowledge that his wife would stay faithful.

Back at the castle, Mrs.. Arthur was feeling a little horny. She decided the magic penis would be just the thing and retired to her chamber for a monster diddle. She used it for hours. By this time Mrs.. A. was just a trifle hungry and fancied a quick nibble. Unfortunately through all that passion she had forgotten the command to call off the magic penis and try as she might she couldn't get it right. In sheer desperation, she pried it from her but still it would not stop and tried desperately to re-insert itself. Mrs.. A. ran, down the stairs, through the hall and out of the castle gate pursued by the crazed dildo. As she passed the gate, a guard asked of her why she was in such a rush."I'm being chased by a magic penis! she replied. "Magic penis my arse..." said the guard "uuuuugh!"