An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I pass gas all the time, Doctor Johnson, but it's soundless, and with no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've passed gas no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm passing gas just as much, and it's still soundless, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
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