Newborn Baby

Two elderly gentlemen that were Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really, Like a newborn baby?" asks the first.

"Yep,” says Slim. “No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants.”