No Paper

A guy who's had a few too many staggers into a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down, and says nothing.

In his little compartment, a bewildered priest hears the guy come in, and waits for a few minutes, allowing the man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest, now mildly irritated, loudly knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."