One Liners 1-10

• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
• Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of all the radio stations in Chicago . . . we're one of them."
• Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
• When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
• Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats--approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
• 668-The Neighbor of the Beast.
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
• Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.
• Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
• Always try to do things in chronological order, it's less confusing that way.