October 22, 2007

One Liners 21-30

  • Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
  • Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
  • I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
  • Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  • I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
  • I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
  • Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
  • Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
  • How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
  • How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

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