October 21, 2007

Presidents Wives

The wives of four major heads of state are talking together about what a penis is called in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman because it stands up when women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain because it goes down after the act.

Well, Hillary Clinton says that in the USA you call it a rumor because it goes from mouth to mouth.

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