Redneck Riddles

A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pick-up on I-77. He says to the driver "Got any ID?"
The driver says , "Bout what?'
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 West Virginia State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Southern West Virginia?
A: He heard that everyone has the same DNA.

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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Charleston, WV burned
down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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Q: What's the best thing to come out of West Virginia?
A: I-64
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Two West Virginian's meet while walking down the street. One is carrying a sack. The other one says "Hey Billie Joe what'cha got in the bag?"
"Jus' some chickens" said Billie Joe.
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right I give ya both of them!"
"OK. Uh...Five!
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Q: What do a divorce in Southern West Virginia, a tornado in Kansas, and hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer!
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Q: Why do folks in Southern West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not permitted.
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Q: Why don't W.V.U. football teams have ice on the sidelines?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.

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Q: How many W.V.U. freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a second year course.

Q: How do you get a W.V.U. graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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The W.V.U. football team was placed in a remedial English class. The
professor asked the class, " Does anyone know what comes after a
sentence?" All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they
shouted with Mountaineer pride.
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Q: If a West Virginia man and his wife get a divorce, are they still
cousins?