An avid hunter had recently undergone a religious conversion. He also had a big hunting trip to Alaska scheduled, and decided to go ahead with the trip. He was standing near a ledge halfway up a mountain, when the Lord spoke to him: "Do you really think you should be out here killing my creatures just for sport?" He thought about that, and decided that he must give up hunting. To make it final he threw his rifle over the ledge where he was standing. He really felt great, his conscience was clean, then he heard the growl. The former hunter turned around to find himself trapped between the ledge and a giant grizzly bear. "What am I going to do now", he thought. Suddenly he had an idea. Dropping to his knees, he prayed "Lord, please make this bear a Christian!" Suddenly, the bear knelt, crossed himself, and said, "Bless us o Lord, for these thy gifts we are about to receive ..."
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