October 21, 2007

Retirement

I was enjoying the second week of retirement the same way I had enjoyed the first week … by doing as little as possible. I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam.

The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened. She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"

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