October 21, 2007

Technology for Country Folk

1. LOG ON: Makin yer wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR: Keppin an eye on yer wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off yer truck.

5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwwod.

6. FLOPPY DISC: Watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside.

11. SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season.

12. BYTE: What them dang black flys do.

13. CHIP: Munchies fer watchin the TV.

14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

15. MODEM: What cha did to them hay fields.

16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the truck keys in the kitchin.

19. SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.

20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

21. MOUSE PAD: Jus ole hippie talk fer that thar rat hole they live in.

22. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

23. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

24. ENTER: Fancy talk fer C'mon in y'all.

26. PROTECTION ERROR: Whut happens when yer rifle dun misfires.

27. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't remember whut ya paid fer yer rifle wen yer wife asks.

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