1. LOG ON: Makin yer wood stove hotter.
2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
3. MONITOR: Keppin an eye on yer wood stove.
4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off yer truck.
5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwwod.
6. FLOPPY DISC: Watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside.
11. SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season.
12. BYTE: What them dang black flys do.
13. CHIP: Munchies fer watchin the TV.
14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
15. MODEM: What cha did to them hay fields.
16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the truck keys in the kitchin.
19. SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.
20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21. MOUSE PAD: Jus ole hippie talk fer that thar rat hole they live in.
22. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
23. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
24. ENTER: Fancy talk fer C'mon in y'all.
26. PROTECTION ERROR: Whut happens when yer rifle dun misfires.
27. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't remember whut ya paid fer yer rifle wen yer wife asks.
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