Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The other old lady was curious and asked her friend, "What's that?"
Her friend replied, " A condom."
"Where'd you get it?"
"You can get them at any drugstore. "
The next day the old lady hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The man looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80's), but politely asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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