October 21, 2007

Welcome to Heaven

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a small Packers flag in the window "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a silver and blue sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Cowboys logo flag, and in every window, a Silver Star.

Brett looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won a Super Bowl, and I even went to the Hall of fame."

God said "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Troy Aikman get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "Brett, that's not Troy Aikman's house, it's mine."

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