What turkey?

A Tennessee Game Warden was driving down the road near
Daisy Mountain when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild
turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where
did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under
your arm."

The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here! A turkey
done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look! You know turkey season is
closed so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to
you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you
break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him,
I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"

The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!”