Zippergate Riddles

Why did the Clintons' name their dog "Buddy" instead of "Spot"?
Because they can't yell "Come Spot!" in the White House anymore.

If Clinton gets impeached, what will he be known for?
The first president to get blown out of office.

What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House?
The President after Bush

What does Monica Lewinsky have on her resume?
Sat on the Presidential Staff

What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
They were both upset when Bill finished first.

What was Lewinsky's position at the white house?
Head Intern

What is Lewinsky's code name in the FBI?
Deep Throat

What was Arafat's advice to Clinton?
Goats don't talk

What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
My Taste For Power

What did Clinton say when asked about the scandal?
I was trying to keep my campaign promise by putting more women on my staff.

What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
NOW she decides to open her mouth.

Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
All pants half off.

What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
They both blew the big one several times.

What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
The Executive Branch.

What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
To get some dick in the White House, we just voted.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate lab.

What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
This time we know who deep throat is.

Why was Hillary Clinton upset?
Because she finally figured out what he meant when he said he was just getting Monica a gag gift for Christmas.