At The Ball Park

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.

Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.

The crowd roared and Bill turned and waved to them.

The same secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President, Sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said they want you to throw out the first pitch."