A marriage broker goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr Cohen, don't let it get too late. I have exactly the woman you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" the marriage broker said.
"Don't bother," replied Mr. Cohen, "I've two sisters at home who look after all my needs. I am happy with that arrangement."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife," the marriage broker countered.
"I said 'two sisters," said Cohen, "I didn't say they were mine!"
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