March 20, 2008

Blonde Counselor

Buffy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.

One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Buffy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Buffy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Buffy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Buffy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

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