Walking through the woods in Arkansas, a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," says the tree hugger.
"You gotta be kiddin' me," says the first man.
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK," says the first fellow and he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against it.
With this the other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy hand cuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
The first fellow tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just ain't your day, is it?"
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