Confession Time ...

Four ladies were sitting around playing bridge.

The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry I have never stolen from you and I never will; we've been friends for too long."

The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But, don't worry I've not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we've been friends for too long."

"Well," says the third woman. "I too must confess I am a lesbian. But, do not worry. I'll not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends for too long for me to ruin our friendship."

The fourth lady stands up. "I've a confession to make. I am an uncontrollable gossip and I have some phone calls to make!"