March 22, 2008

New Bartender

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. Listening intently to the robot the customer thought, "This is really cool."

Then he decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

This time the customer responded, "100."

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

Then he decided to go out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot leaned over and asked, "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for Hillary Clinton?"

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