Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to askher out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "when are you going out?"
"I met her the other evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible," says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it wearing the sheerest, tiniest, dress you ever saw."
"And then what happened?" asked Jeff.
Paul slumps back over the bar again and mutters, "I kicked her in the face."
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