Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, were rivals in a social circle.
They met at a Christmas party at their country club.
"My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?"
"They are," replied Colleen.
"Of course, the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Melinda.
Colleen returned the smile and said, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
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