Little Hillary usually slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Hillary, who created the universe?"
When Hillary didn't stir, Little Billy, who was seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Hillary.
The Nun said, "Very good" and Hillary fell back asleep.
A while later the Nun asked Hillary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?”
Hillary didn't even stir from her slumber. So, once again, little Billy came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Hillary.
The Nun said, "Very Good" and Hillary fell back asleep.
Then the Nun asked Hillary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Hillary didn't stir and Billy came to the rescue.
This time Hillary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!”
... and the Nun fainted.
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