March 05, 2008

Daily Affirmations

Here are a few Daily Affirmations that my be helpful ……

* I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

* I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

* I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

* I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

* I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

* In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

And the one that seemed the most important to us ……

* I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

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