Fight With the Wife ...

Walking into the pub, Mike said to Murphy the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Murphy, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.

"Really," said Murphy, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chickenshit.”