COWBOYS 1999 SCHEDULE

REVISED DALLAS COWBOY FOOTBALL SCHEDULE FOR 1999

September
12...............................Irving Jr. High School
19...............................Cub Scout Troop 101
26...............................Texas Blind Academy

October
3................................Spanish Am. War Vets
10..............................Cripple Children's Home
17..............................Highland Park for Wayward Girls
24..............................Girl Scout Troop #69

November
1................................Texas VD Clinic Post #3
7................................Dallas Boy's Choir
14..............................Korean Amputees
21..............................VA Hsp. Polio Patients


SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
Dec. 8......................Utopia Gay Boys

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
1. When playing the polio patients, Cowboys must not disconnect leg braces.
2. When playing the Blind Academy, Cowboys must not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR
1. A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Cowboy fans that have never seen one) is still worth 6 points plus a chance at an extra point.
2. The Cowboys will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3. The Cowboys will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the course of the game.
4. The Cowboys will be allowed 10 time-outs as opposed to 4 for the other team.
5. The Cowboys will be awarded a first down with each gain of 3 yards or more.

NAME CHANGES
The Dallas Cowboys name will be changed to the Dallas Tampons, as they are only good for one period and don't have a second string.

COACHING CHANGES
Chan Gailey will be replaced by Monica Lewinski: she will no doubt blow a few but she won't choke on the big ones.