Three Club members are on the golf course with the Club pro for a playing lesson. The first fellow tees off by topping his ball and sending it running over the top of the grass no more than 100 yards. He turns to the pro and asks, "What did I do wrong?" The pro responds, "Loft."
The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says "Loft."
The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"
The pro says "Loft."
As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit completely different tee shots, and when we asked you what we did wrong you answered the same exact answer each time. What is loft?"
The pro spoke slowly, "Lack Of F**king Talent."
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