A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
constant infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced
the mans wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6 year old daughter. The
little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the
wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew
off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck
was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at
such a young age, the father replied, "It … It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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