My wife is sure stupid!

Three Hillbillies, Bubba, Bob, and Bill are sitting on a porch shootin'
the breeze.

The first Hillbilly, Bubba says, "My wife sure is stupid! She bought
a air conditioner."

The second Hillbilly, Bob says, "Why is that stupid?"

Bubba tells him, "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

Bob says, "Well, That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one
of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

Bubba asks, "Why is that so stupid?"

Bob says, "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

The third Hillbilly, Bill adds his bit. "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is
dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her
purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms
in thar."

Bob and Bubba both say, "Well, what's so dumb about that?"

Bill says, "Well, Duh … She ain't got no pecker."