One Liners 41-50

• It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
• Duct tape is like the force -- there is a light and a dark side and it holds the universe together
• There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who can't.
• It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.
• Since blue and white are the international sign for handicapped, what does that say about the Iowa license plates?
• There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
• If Elvis were alive right now, he'd be scratching at the inside of his coffin.
• Life is sexually transmitted.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
• An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.