October 22, 2007

One Liners 51-60

  • Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set
  • If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
  • What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
  • Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  • When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
  • Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

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