One Liners 61-70

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool.

Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.

All things being equal, you loose.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom.

No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong.

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.

Everything is possible, except skiing through revolving doors.