October 22, 2007

PHILOSOPHIES 31-40

* I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

* Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."

* Death to all fanatics!

* Guests who kill talk show hosts-On the last Geraldo.

* Chastity is curable, if detected early.

* Don't be sexist; broads hate that!

* Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

* Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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