Quotes 1-10

• "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." John Andrew Holmes
• Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." --Charlie Brown
• Sacred cows make the best hamburger. --Mark Twain
• "Time's fun when you're having flies." --Kermit the Frog
• What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. --Sigmund Freud
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. --Hunter S Thompson
• Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. --Old Farmer's Almanac
• Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disrali, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or some vile disease." Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
• For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. --Johnny Carson
• Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. --Mark Twain