Quotes 11 - 20

• A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. --In the August 1993 issue of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
• Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. --F.P. Jones
• Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
• As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money . What's important is that you continue to do so. --Hunter S Thompson's Attorney
• May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. --George Carlin
• Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. --Emo Phillips
• There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? --Dick Cavett
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;. . . I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. --A. Whitney Brown
• A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. --William James
• What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.--Richard Harkness